German authorities are investigating how a man was able to spend four hours having a one man party in his underpants on a military jet used by Government Officials.
We can't find a video for this story but most of our imaginations are so vivid that this is easy to imagine.
The 24-year-old entered the cockpit, pushed buttons randomly, deployed an emergency slide, and sprayed a fire extinguisher over the plush interior.
Police tried and failed to persuade the man to leave with a megaphone.
They found a bag with his identity documents and, allegedly*, ecstasy and marijuana near the aircraft.
The incident, at Cologne airport on 25 July, was brought to a close by a police dog biting the man in the leg.
The suspect, named only as "Volkan T", has been taken to a psychiatric institution.
He is reportedly a German bodybuilder of Turkish descent who was not previously known to police.
All hail Volkan. ;)
